disclaimer: contrary to my url, this is not a porn blog.

things i have wanted to do for at least the past week:

things i have done for the past week:

posted 3 hours ago with 1 note
darrensfacialhair asked: "hi you're cute when did you start using that picture i colored you oh my god do you want it i can mail it to you that's cool i can steal some stamps i don't think that's prison worthy maybe i can color you something else too then i can try burning a crayon oh my god im going to burn a crayon and see if its true and can burn for 30 minutes okay i love you bye"

I WAS READING THIS MESSAGE AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LIKE :))))))))))) I CANNOT STOP SMILING YOU ARE JUST TOO PRECIOUS

if you so desire to part with the rainbow drawing, i’ll not say no to having it. i’ll pin it on my wall next to the birthday card you sent me!!

please don’t commit a crime in order to mail it to me, though.

TELL ME HOW THE BURNING CRAYON WORKS OUT I’M CURIOUS

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes

I’M PLAYING BLAINEQUEST AND I JUST DEFEATED THE SUIT OF ARMOR AND RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED TALKING TO THE SISTERS, BLAINEQUEST CRASHED

I’M GOING TO HAVE TO RE-DO THAT FIGHT I’M SO ANGRY

posted 1 day ago

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

u guys r the bee’s knees

posted 1 day ago with 3 notes
setphaserstoshun asked: "How far the fuck back on your dashboard are you I reblogged that a decade ago"

THERE’S THIS THING CALLED A QUEUE, GAYLE

posted 2 days ago with 1 note
i have been planning this since you said you couldnt go. and i was excited to buy it all and send it to you cAUSE YOU’RE A CUTIE AND DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE. <3

AH YOU’RE ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE I LOVE YOU A LOT YOU’RE AMAZING <3

posted 3 days ago with 1 note

my doggy chewed one of my shoes to pieces when i wasn’t looking :(

posted 3 days ago

whittesmore replied to your post: APPARENTLY IT RAINED AND HAILED I…

i was in jerome for the day and it was raining and i came back to phoenix and it was like an oven i was sad

i was talking about jerome today whoa we’re basically the same person

posted 3 days ago with 1 note

APPARENTLY IT RAINED AND HAILED IN TUCSON TODAY BUT WHERE I WAS IT WAS 104 DEGREES AND NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY I AM SO UPSET

posted 3 days ago with 3 notes
i actually love aleisha more than anyone else in the whole entire world like oh my god look what she sent me she is such a sweetie pie

i actually love aleisha more than anyone else in the whole entire world like oh my god look what she sent me she is such a sweetie pie

posted 3 days ago with 2 notes