Dear Yahoo!

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

kanyes:

wheredoievenbelong:

kanyes:

jillian123456789:

kanyes:

I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years

She likes Coldplay. My life is complete!

dude……she’s married to the lead singer

WAIT I GET IT!!!

that’s because I just explained it

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

solluxforpresident:

connerstoll:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE HTIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST CONCERNS “WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT PORN” OMFG

(sourcE)

mew2:

NO

andlatitude:

dragonnan:

andlatitude:

I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).

I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..

Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!

OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

tentacledicks:

do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes

and pull their face close and whisper

“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”