disclaimer: contrary to my url, this is not a porn blog.

sayittomyclitoris:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

now it’s too farenlate

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

aladone:

stop scrolling

remember when you were 12???

scroll on

orelpuppington:

i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT

inkystars:

“…Blaine?”

“Yes, darling?”

“…you know your facebook account?”

“Yeah.”

“…I’m on it.”

“Wait, what? How?”

“Uh…I was just joking around, guessing…”

“Oh god.”

“So…wanna tell me how long kurtanderson has been your password?”

“…do you wanna tell me why you guessed that password?”

“…”

“…

“…since you transfered?”

“Since you transfered.”

writinggeek27116:

klaineisfucking:

klainespants:

msanderstinson:

daxterdd:

Mark_Salling Mark Salling  twitvid.com/VNAJU - Monkeyin around with @iharryshum and@darrencriss

For anyone who couldn’t watch the embed.

Poor Harry!

asdkfjhasd harry

I’M SO THIS VIDEO IS JUST SO CUTE

omg chris laughing in the background

omg gnbfgihbifujih stop

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the martyr, the victim