say you'll stay
i just keep on wishing every day

© everlark
umhi-im-alexis: rainbowcatpuke: f-yeahamerica: seer-of-bullshit: arachnidsaquarium: homestuckergirl: trumpeteroftheswan: lukehasmeowmix: suckmyphallus: musicgirlsguns: Preach BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY Hey, lemme tell you a story It’s called Homestuck I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg. ‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’ “WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.” shit lets be old “YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?” I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent. BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW “Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”

umhi-im-alexis:

rainbowcatpuke:

f-yeahamerica:

seer-of-bullshit:

arachnidsaquarium:

homestuckergirl:

trumpeteroftheswan:

lukehasmeowmix:

suckmyphallus:

musicgirlsguns:

Preach

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC

HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY

Hey, lemme tell you a story

It’s called Homestuck

I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg.

‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’

“WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.”

shit lets be old

“YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?”

I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent.

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU

grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy

UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW

“Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”
“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”


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